Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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