she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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