Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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