Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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