Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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