My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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