my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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