Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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