They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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