Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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