i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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