So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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