Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?