well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
27 Parents Confess Shocking Secrets Their Kids Don’t Know
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes