I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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