the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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