I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
