Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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