good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
