dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize