i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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