woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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