i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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