is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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