Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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