He is an equal opportunity slut.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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