love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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