he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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