Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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