Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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