that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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