I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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