omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I will be naked everywhere
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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