will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Someone signed my nipple.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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