i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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