And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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