i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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