then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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