Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.