She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?