i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I would fuck him just for his dog