Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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