Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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