Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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