Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
so much tequila, so little girl.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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