I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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