I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
do herpes really smell.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Found your dick twin last night
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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