No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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