Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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