I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. đź’€
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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