No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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