a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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