It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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