But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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