Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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