Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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