the day after is always just damage control
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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