Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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